Bouncer Haiku

I've had horrible writers block so I thought I'd try this:

It’s Saturday Night
I have ventured to TheBar
In order to drink

Bouncer did not show
For me, free beer and money
If I check ID’s

Gladly I accept
Minimally change my plans
Drink from plastic cup

Uneventful night
Only really card hot chicks
The rest I don’t care

Around 2 AM
Guy learns girlfriend is a whore
Becomes rather mad

Begins to talk shit
To some other bar patron
Shoving and yelling

Noticing scuffle
I now jump in between them
And try to calm them

My palm on one’s chest
Trying to moderate but
Get punched in the face

Grab the offender
I put him in an arm-bar
And escort him out.

The tensions dissolve.
My nose left slightly bloodied
Now twice in 3 months


Hey, That was good times
It was kind of difficult
But amusing, too

I think I will stop
Now writing in Haiku form
But who really knows.